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[danimallusc89]

My mom is the fucking loudest person ever. Every time shes int he kitchen she clinmks everything she can, every dish must strike another, every pot must be rattled, every bad crinkled every door slammed, or left to fall shut with a heavy thud. And I kid you not when I say that her favorite time to go through this clumsy and obnoxiously loud routine

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[anonymous]

sometimes my mom yells really loud into her cell phone because she never thinks people can hear her.

love jessie

[clousmac]

hahahahahahah, this entry is so funny. partially because i can relate to it (my mom is so loud and obnoxious recently), partially because you can't type, and partially because you spelled "hear" here.

good job dan. very enjoyable entry.
clare
p.s. apple...why the hell don't you remember that?

[danimallusc89]

whats with you and dithu and spelling? thats like your prime focus!! must be fate, I dont remember the apples, but i still want one

[hollister2]

At least every time you try to sleep, you get woken up by your mom yelling "SHUT UP PSYCHO, STOP BARKING" and your cat is just meowing and scratching at your door because it stalks you and it's fucking crazy.

<3 Holly

[hollister2]

and by that, i meant that stuff DOESN'T happen to you.

unless it does... but then that's weird.

<3 Holly

[shasha9690]

i hate it when my mom is loud. especially when she gets mad at me and isn't talking to me but then just sighs a lot and makes a lot of noise. the funniest thing in this entry is when you describe your mom's sneezes as a thunder clap mixed iwth vaccuuming and crying children. beautiful imagery dan. even if you aren't as good at ap lang as a certain someone who has the same name as a person who was once on SNL you are good at writing funny stuff!

p.s. i hope you know who i was talking about....we talked about this person on the way to your math class...if that jogs your memory.
p.p.s. dithu is one to talk about spelling errors...maybe he is not quite as bad as you but his entries are ridden with typos and mis-spellings.

[handsome_eric]

Shannon,

It hate it too when your mom is loud.

xoxo
Eric

[shmolnar89]

I like when your entries are ridden with typos. It shows your anger, and it makes me feel like you write in haste while the clinking is happening.

The coffee maker is at sarah's house.
We'll go there instead.

[danimallusc89]

sam, you are so perceptive