Why couldn't Al Gore have been as provocative a speaker as he is now back in 2000? Damnit Al.

http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

I was tagged twice! Almost everyone on my list has been tagged so I won't tag anyone ( Read more... )

overheardinnewyork.com:

Guy #1: You're useless...you keep getting dysentery.
Guy #2: Maybe you're just a lousy trail leader.
Girl: At least he doesn't drown every time we cross a river.
Guy #1: Hey, you caulk the wagon, you take some chances.

--79th Street 1 station

Jon Stewart is hosting the Oscars! Hurray!!! That should be interesting.

My some phenomenal force of nature, I, He Qing Ling (Clear Blue Green Springtime Rain That Causes Farmers to Rejoice), got an A (an A!!!) in Chinese!

All the cursing and effort turned out to be worth it afterall!

You scored as Theater. You should be a Theater major! Like a bohemian actress, you are seasoned and confident and not afraid to express yourself!

Theater
100%
English
100%
Linguistics
100%
Journalism
100%
Sociology
100%
Psychology
100%
Anthropology
100%
Philosophy
92%
Dance
92%
Art
75%
Engineering
42%
Biology
42%
Mathematics
25%
Chemistry
8%
What is your Perfect Major?
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( Year-End Review )

Merry Christmas!

Johnny Damon...a...a...Yankee?

PLEASE GOD SAY IT AIN'T FUCKING SO!