cunty lemmony python bollox 2 it all. I just hate every thing and my only true friend is this litle rubber egg beside me *croons lovingly-youl never leave me will you eggy poos...-egg shuffles away nervously*fuck it,im goin 4 a fagaloola.

i just cant take nemore of these stoopid fucking exams, im gonna give it all up an go work in tescos 4 the rest of eternity. oh bollox to that im gonna go round ash's and cry on his well padded shoulder about all my studenty troubles. and smoke a cigarette. and cry. and cry. and cry.and to top it all off i got attacked by a jack russel rat dog ( Read more... )

poooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.well that about sums it up.

yeh. mint. had row with bennett but am stuck in his stoopid mansion bored out of my ass a million miles from civilisation and consequent mcdonalds and so am hungry as well as bored. but cant eat his food as wud be seen to be giving in to his superiority, its like a hunger strike but less interesting. oh and am boss eyed due to hay fever. (HEY!fever ( Read more... )

I have chosen sludge green as it is a sludge green kind of daye. I am decorating my room and preparing to move house to a far and foreign land where i shall never see civlisation as i cant fucking drive(nor can i afford to fucking learn or buy a fucking car or buy the fucking petrol; i shall have 2 buy a pair of roller skates and anchor myself to ( Read more... )

BO YA ! Tis but one merry daye 2 go till hair extensions....fuck me keyskills sux ass. you jus know our darling of a lecturer sue just goes home, gets the JD out of the drawer by her bed, and weeps.... what a pointless woman. Ah well, not to worry i shall soon lighten her days with the wonders of ma bootiful haar...bobobo. :)

hohoho, if ruths readin dis check out psycho pants' latest ailment tis blingin up da hood a treat. neways didnt do nethin fun 2 day but i did make bennetta luvly hat out of easter chickens and sellytape. bo yah! job dun. tra.

oh my life...just how much suckier can a day get? ive been awake for about 3 hours an already i just wanna fuck it n go back 2 bed where i am safe an nuffin bad ever happens 2 me :( I have managed 2 piss my boyfriend off so much that i doubt if ill ever even see the back off his head in the street again(no, seriously, iv gon psychotic, i actually ( Read more... )

BLAH BLURGH BLAH. Am currently on a quest for education for all (well,am trying to get my college drop out boy friend back onto the college register in time for September). Continually thwarted by irritations such as dead lines, age restrictions, UCAS, etc etc. damn that bloody system! Am also crusading against the colleges cruel censorship dealio ( Read more... )

helo! mmmm,m sunny isnt it? ive got hamhams and a lecture to go 2 .im goin 4 a fag...... byebye.