you know, it sucks how school is supposed to start sept 1st. BEFORE labor day. i must say, das bush. and everyone is getting so old so quick. it seems like yesterday i was busting nut in my diaper. perhaps i will take the semester off, and use the free time to search out the fountain of youth. life passess us by, man. and one day soon we will all ( Read more... )

did ya'all know dat 90 percent of african americans spend 85 perecent of their total income on fast food? das bush. also, sperm banks, when donations have not been used in 5 years, they give away the sperm to area farmers to MIX IN WITH THE FUCKING FERTILIZER!! apparently it makes for better growing.

Kee lah.....................kee lah............fountain beer...mug! a frosty mug..KAHKAHKAH!