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[danoconnor249]

Last week I awoke to music blasting at 4:00am from the upstairs apartment. It was so loud that it was as if I had been playing it at a moderate volume in my own room. Quite loud. I went upstairs and knocked on the door, and he couldn't hear me for the music. So I pounded. He turned it down. He didn't come to the door

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[satyagraha101]

i love you.

[danoconnor249]

Thanks...

You win

[harvestgod]

Okay. We'll move.

Strangely, I didn't hear a damn thing.

Re: You win

[danoconnor249]

We shouldn't have to move. They should move. Fucking degenerate fucks.

Re: You win

[disciplex]

Yeah, sorry about that Adam. I've been having Dan slip narcotics into your Cheerios for weeks. Heh, I bet at this point you don't even remember that you eat Cheerios.

Anyway, sorry to hear about your sucky neighbors. There's probably a sound ordinance or even statute in your area and, on the off chance you can get cops to respond to it, a ticket (with accompanying fine) might do the trick. If you want me to check for you, just let me know. Of course, they'll probably want to know what happened to his eye.

Re: You win

[satyagraha101]

he fell. he's very clumsy, officer. yup. quite a clumsy guy.

[_nessa_lykke_]

Hi Dan O'Connor.

[danoconnor249]

Hi Vanessa Raby Mulheren.

[kepharel]

awesome. did you take pictures of crushing the eyeball? you should have.

[danoconnor249]

I was too enraged to take pictures. I just wanted him to be quiet. He had sense enough to whimper quietly after that, clutching his face and mumbling about being sorry. Asshole. I hope he's run over by a truck.

[thebookofjon]

I've set things in motion to dispatch the ruffians.