Why does this egg fried rice taste like nuts?

Great.

I'm diseased.

I've got the mange.

Great.

Interesting Fact: 25 million cornflakes are eaten every year. WOW.

Good to see Daveo the other day.

Beers.
FIFA.
Nice.

Hi.
My name is Dan, and i'm an addict.

I'm addicted to the Death From Above 1979 album and Wonka Bars.

This is a mix i made for my MP3...Becky i may mail you a copy if you're lucky ( Read more... )

He's a god

He's a man

He's a ghost

He's a Guru

...tell your friends tell, your mother, send a telegram ( Read more... )

How much do I hate hayfever?

A lot, let's put it that way.

Did you know you need a license to drive a PC?

Did you know you can even drive a PC? No? Me either.

But you do apparently. And i'm getting one.

Still, there's no chance of me being done for speeding with my piece-of-shit excuse for a PC.