Things that are good:

Beer.

Cigarettes (though, really not that good).

Fruit Halos.

The new White Stripes tune.

Nicola.

Spongebob. (Are ye ready kids?)

Toast.

Garlic and chive cream cheese.

The theme from Mr.Benn.

What else is good? Answers on a postcard please.

Is this a question?

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"Alright, Spaz?"

"Why it's the one they call Spam!"

"No, the one YOU call Spam!"

"Shurrup, Spam"

"Shurrup Spaz"

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My userpic ROCKS.

"Doctor, what's the diagnosis?"
"Murder my dear, Murder.."

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