Comments | danpanik: FINAL EXAM! HOPE YOU STUDIED HARD COCKNOSE!

danpanik

FINAL EXAM! HOPE YOU STUDIED HARD COCKNOSE!

Jul 08, 2004 21:43

This is it you shitcunts, it's the end of the school year (actually that was last month but I'm not as punctual as you whoring teacher, okay!) and this is DANPANIK'S LIVEJOURNAL FINAL!!!! Pass this and you're free to not only read any new entries on my page but you may also have as much sex with me as I deem necessary until I tire of you and leave ( Read more... )

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ballxzxrocks July 9 2004, 16:01:49 UTC

1. C Don't toy with my emotions
2. B because it would not be painful enough to wash my eyes out with peroxide
3. All I have to say is I hate essay questions.
4. Even though B sounds very tempting I say bury the bitch!
5. True only because you gave it to me.
6. C Muwahahahahaha
7. Fuck that it was to long to read and I am to lazy.

danpanik July 9 2004, 22:27:50 UTC

1. Correct! The answer was in fact C. Good work and all that.
2. So you don't love Ashton K, huh. I don't know if I like you anymore. No, but seriously you're right, the answer is B and Ashton is truely god's gift to horrendous acting.
3. Unacceptable! The answer is "I love the fact that you're doing that and have come to accept that sort of thing from you, you sick sad man."
4. Correct! Sometimes ya just gotta bury a ho.
5. True is correct....and I'm sorry.
6. Yeah, you're right. But it's a really big one!
7. Then you'll have to take a make up test. Here's the new question...

What's the square root of YOU FAILED!!!? That's okay though, you may continue reading my page for the sheer fact that you're one of the only people who does.PANIK

I got 5/7 that is not failing!! ballxzxrocks July 10 2004, 02:08:52 UTC

I feel loved thanks!

teutonicboytoy July 9 2004, 16:31:15 UTC

I wouldn't even bother with this shit if it wasn't for the promise of a sex marathon with you. Besides, being broken and alone on the streets of Seattle is getting older than Grandma Twat, so I could use a change of scenery ( ... )

danpanik July 9 2004, 22:43:14 UTC

1. Uh, yeah sure. Why the hell not.
2. Sorry son, that's just plain the wrong answer. Try B next time and you'll be much righter.
3. Although I am happy that I'm not the only with a strange anal/nickel obssession, you never really answered the question and are therefore the wrongest one in the city.
4. Perfect! I will!
5. Sorry for invading your privacy.
6. You couldn't be more right! And I'm glad that's out in the open now.
7. You're right. Nipsy is the obvious choice here but I have to take a few points off for the mere mention of Uwe Boll. It brings a shiver down my spine.

Here's a question; can you spell FAILED!!!? But you're free to continue reading my page because of the whole hula-hoop cockring thing. I enjoyed that more that something else which I may have enjoyed in the past. PANIK