WHAT'S MY NAME BITCH?

[danpanik]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARGH!!! Okay you fuckin' lamb boners here's my problem. It's been pissing me off to no end for years but I'll make it quick cause I have to go to bed. My name is Daniel Boyd. I will also accept Dan or Danny if you're my mom. Over the years I have aquired a bevy of nicknames including the one you all know me as, Danpanik. You are

Comments

[reverend_betty]

ohhh, I hate the witty nicknames people come up with. I always get "Betty? oh! Betty Boop! hahahaha!" or "Betty, like Betty Page, you know who she is don't you?" Uh, yeah, I do. Step off.

[danpanik]

Ooooh, Betty Boop is lame. You should really spit on anyone who calls you that.

[teutonicboytoy]

What if I call you Dan The Glue Huffing Douchebag? It doesn't rhyme, but it is very fitting don't ya think?

[danpanik]

Great! I'll take it. I'm going for accuracy here people. I am not "The Man", I am a glue huffing douchebag. See how this works.