A GAME OF CHANCE! A BATTLE OF WILLS!

[danpanik]

Okay bitch you wanna play a game? A game of chance perhaps? Here's the deal, I shall tell you two stories. Both pertain to the same event but only one is actually true. If you can guess which is the true tale of woe you win a date with me and my cat. Or if you want just the cat. We will all go to Petco and buy fish. Black mollies to be exact. You

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(Thinking.....)

[ballxzxrocks]

Lets see could it be the one about zombies.... or maybe doughnuts... such a hard choice... but I will go with zombies! Now what were the prizes again?

Do we get to fuck anyway? and the cat?

Re: (Thinking.....)

[danpanik]

Alright I'll say you win because up to a certain point the one about the zombies was true. I did in fact have to deliver a dead woman to the morgue on Thanksgiving, but the delivery went off without a hitch and no zombie attacks whatsoever. I never ate no fuckin' doughnuts this morning so that shit was a blatant lie. You can claim your prize at my home office in America or one of our many affiliates in Lancing, Michigan. Nice hearing from you ballxzxrocks!

Re: (Thinking.....)

[ballxzxrocks]

I think I'll go to the home office. I knew the doughnut thing was bullshit. Anyways, It is nice to finally here from you Panik! You are always gone for so long.

Re: (Thinking.....)

[danpanik]

Yeah, sorry 'bout that, I'll try to update more often but work just beats the shit out of me these days. My cat just licked my eyeball. It hurts.

[anonymous]

I pick C
the story goes like this, you sat at home all sunday...and all that came out of it was this post on your livejournal..... you need more go cart races in your life