Oh those crazy astronomical bastards!

[dantelancaster]

They stripped Pluto of its planet status woo freakin' hoo! OH WOE! OH HEAVENS! ALL MY YEARS SPENT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LEARNING THE NINE PLANETS! ALL FOR NOUGHT! WHY!? WHY GOD WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL!? NOW WHAT WILL MY VERY EDUCATED MOTHER SIT ON? NINE WHAT? HMM? NINE WHAT?

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Comments

[jtr4678]

PlutOwned.

[polarwind18]

Sweet Jesus. I wish I'd died before I'd read that.

[theadomination]

Here I fixed it. My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nothing. Its a sarcastic statement now. Problem solved.