MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU WONDERFUL OLD WEB LOG!!

Applying for jobs sucks. Especially when you're worthless. I hate trying to prove myself. I've found that it doesn't help much when you have nothing substantial to offer. Nobody gets paid for stuff I'm good at. Here's the kind of stuff I want to put on my resume ( Read more... )

Vincent Price - horror genre needs him ( Read more... )

Hollywood braces for writers strike - Oh no! Whoever will we turn to for yet another sequel to Saw or sitcoms centered around metrosexual cavemen?!?! Here's hoping they open their doors to the public. Dom Capraro, Scab for Hire ( Read more... )

Make a television pilot for an Inuit crime drama. Jamie, I'm enlisting you to think of a title.

 
Much as I like seeing a liberal weiner brutalized, that kid at University of Florida didn't deserve to get tased. Sure he was a total asshole - he was most likely taking so long getting to the point either because he is insane, drawing attention to himself,  or (most likely) vain - but he was still exercising his right to free speech. The UF ( Read more... )

Just some dumb things I've heard. Not necessarily damning dumb things, we all say something stupid once in awhile. I think I have the record though ( Read more... )

James Bond
Sean Connery
John McClane
Bruce Willis
Solid Snake
Snake Plissken
Jack Burton
Charles Bronson
Steve McQueen
Robert DeNiro
Travis Bickle
MIchael Corleone
Archangel

And ummm. . .thats all I can think of

Carey Grant
Billy Barty
That incredibly scary old man from Poltergeist II ( Read more... )

Answer to the little trivia question I asked. . .a good while ago now that I think of it: None of the performances I listed won an Academy Award.  I guess its kind of understandable since there can only be one winner per category.  But sometimes politics among the Hollywood elites can play a factor too. This is more often the case in the Best ( Read more... )