help i need an adult....

[dantes_descent]

i am being viciously molested by heather, and i like it. no i just wish she would molest me... i'm pathetic. i have decided that i am going as a navy ship ho for halloween. I have a few requests of the huddled masses out in lj land (not to be confused with tylorburg, population 2); forgive me for my last semi-conscious update, find me a punch the

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[julie_adams]

you are so horrible.

*tylor and heather both fall over laughing*

[beastly82]

BA-HAHAHAHA!! That is AWESOME!

[julie_adams]

speaking of horrible, you are horrible, tylor. i can't believe that you can be that incredibly mean to our poor, wretched, dirty uncle nathan. i mean, seriously now ... what has he done to you? he has been a good minion and can actually tell a story in under an hour and a half. yet, you treat him like your own personal whore. how dare you. has no one ever taught you the concept of sharing? :p

anyway, i should get off of the computer before you get all cute and start pouting at me. canada? canada. why haven't we gone yet? oh yeah, because we don't need to. i keep forgetting. i just hope you're happy, dear. i know i am. i am going to go be happy with you now. :)

[beastly82]

Navy Ship HO! Why didn't I think of that? Are they similar to the barrack variety?

[julie_adams]

"yea nice utilities," so sayeth the tylor.

[beastly82]

Yeah I should go as a sailor for Halloween.....eeehhhh.