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party at my house. everyone on livejournal is invited. i'm giving you all something sharp and stabby and you all can just take swings at each other. the last one standing gets to help me bbq everyone else. it will be great. i may even think about making a few lower intestine wind chimes as door prizes ( Read more... )

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the navy's new slogan:

"join the navy. see the world. get a bigger penis.lets just say that if i didn't already despise the navy and a majority of crap that goes on within it, i definitely would after this one. i'd like to thank the united states government for using my hard earned tax money to give sailors with inadequacy complexes bigger penises ( Read more... )

* Scan my interest list. List any that seem odd to you.

* I'll explain it.

* Then you post this in your journal so other people can ask you about your interests.

granted, mine are all pretty self-explanatory, so it shall be interesting to see if anyone replies to this with anything.

muliebrity posted this list thing. i think it was one of those "here are 10 things about me that you might not know," or something to that effect. here are mine:

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well, if you were to look around my office, you would never know that i have ever been in here before ... let alone "lived" here for the last 4.5 months. the only proof that anyone other than my mom uses this room is a butterfly mat covered in baby toys ... as well as a noisy baby log rolling back and forth across the now open floor ( Read more... )

i am so tempted to post one of aaron's old entries in his new journal just to give those of you who have added him a taste of what you are in for. oh wow. i can't decide between 2 particular entries ... one being inane rambling and the other being "i went back to the ship in handcuffs tonite." i bet that sparked someone's curiousity just a little ( Read more... )

i am about to have the world's worst case of head explodie.

can anyone tell me why frank_murdock has the exact and identical codes as julie_adams, but they both look completely different? the only changes are colour(obviously) and that i haven't worked on a background for his as of right now. my entries have their own dashed line box around them. his is a giant dashed ( Read more... )

i'd like to introduce everyone to the newest addition to lj, frank_murdock. if you can't tell by the user info, default icon(thanks freakutoo, and first journal entry, it is aaron. i just set up his account for him ( Read more... )