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On Philosophy of Place/Space
Or: This is how I tell myself I know about half the stuff I need to know for the midterm tomorrow ( Read more... ) -
I Am So Goddamn Disillusioned
I do understand it. I know the ins and outs and the whys and the hows. But OMFG! Do you realize that the friendly opinionated guy who goes by on you favorite gaming forum could be a corporate shiil?? I'm a bit behind so chances are you've probably read about it on Penny-Arcade.
I browse all the time through GameFaqs and Joystiq and whatever ( Read more... ) -
The Return of the Update!
I love the internet(s).
Where else will you find a text (mis)adventure script of the miserable failure? I can't even believe I got work done today without reading this thing more than once...
*Goes to read it again*
> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes.
Ha!
Also, Subway's Jared, forced to eat by his NES, dies. -
Snowboarding
My body is so sore from yesterday and I can barely make a fist with my arms. But it was all in fun and I would've done it all over again. I'll have to go a couple more time before I stop falling down every 5 seconds and then I can get off the beginner slope. And I envy those little kids that are already better than me... damn rugrats ( Read more... ) -
I Laugh So I Don't Cry
Richard Pryor? He ain't dead yet, motherfuckers! He ain't never gonna be dead! -
I didn't have time to find an anagram for my screenname
"All the life's wisdom can be found in anagrams. Anagrams never lie."
Top 10 truths about Ann Coulter using her name:
10 - A CON LET RUN
9 - ULCER ON ANT
8 - RECTAL ON UN
7 - RAT NUCLEON
6 - A RUNT CLONE
5 - ANN CRUEL TO
4 - NO, CAN'T RULE
3 - UNCLEAN ROT
2 - NO CLUE RANT
1 - A CUNT LONER
Also, Dick Cheney is a Needy Chick, that might explain alot of things... -
Why I Hate Sports
The immediate reason for this rant is that it took me an hour to get out of campus today because the fucking football fanatics rushed in and crowded the place. Last I checked no one did that for any other important academic competitions. And we all know that it all comes down to money. The advertisements and the sport grants and the fortune that ( Read more... ) -
How to Amuse Me, #3
Girlfriend- "Guess what I got you for your birthday."
Me- "What?"
- "Something practical, just guess."
- "Shoes?"
- "Nope."
- "Clothes?"
- "No, it is something practical though."
- "....Condoms?"
- "Ha ha, nice try. Think harder."
[laughs]
- "I was thinking hard!"
