I spent some time looking at things I wrote 4 years ago.  It's really incredible.  Apparently, I used to have a random thought of the day.  So, why not do that again ( Read more... )

My Creative Writing professor recently told the class that if any of us were seriously considering a writing based career we should make it a habit to write something every day. This got me thinking about the old livejournal, which has been rotting away for me and most other people. So, I think what's going to happen is I'm going to start writing ( Read more... )

She had decided to jump long before standing on the ledge. The precise moment of choice occurred at the end of the phone conversation she had had with her mother. Her son wanted to have nothing to do with her. Apparently, he viewed her as a “terrible and worthless whore.” Did he even understand though? It didn’t matter. She had chosen herself ( Read more... )

Son, you must never reveal yourself to the people of the world. If they knew who you were there would be an endless outcry for help. You are not meant to save them. They already have a savior. Your purpose is to promote a spirit of good will. Your charity is to serve as an example. The children love you not for the gifts you bring, but for ( Read more... )

The book found a secure place within his bag, and it would accompany him for the duration of his walk home. Classes had come to an end, and he passed through the familiar corridors for the final time, believing he had received the most thorough education any boy should expect. Finding the main door held open by a green painted wedge, he exited ( Read more... )

McDonalds brings unparalleled bliss to billions upon billions of satisfied customers. We’ve all read the signs that seem to verify these stats, Over 99 Billion Served. Never do we question this impossible claim. Sure, it most likely means that they count repeat customers, but what if that were not the case? There are fewer than seven billion ( Read more... )

I feel that it is time to share with you all a bit of information about myself that, up to this point, has not left my email inbox. For nearly two years I have been recieving emails from a woman named Wendi Hale. I have gathered from the emails that she is a girl scout troop leader, and furthermore, she assumes that I am in fact one of her own. ( Read more... )

“This is now bone of my bones ( Read more... )

“He’s a good guy.” How many times have you heard this? I’m willing to bet somewhere between 5 Hundred and 1 Billion times. It’s just a really easy way to describe any guy who isn’t a complete A-hole. The phrase is being thrown around at an all time high level and losing its potency at a cataclysmic rate. History is going to start labeling ( Read more... )

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