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[dapodman]

Well i just got home from my long weekened up in Wisconsin snowboarding at this place called Granite Peak which is about 5 hours away from here...it was a good time and i got alot of snowboarding in which is always kick ass..had a good time but i must say SHE kept running through my mind alot..im not really sure where me and HER really stand at

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Part 2 of the Chris Dilemma

[20_7]

Meet my brother. His name is Christopher. Christopher is in a dilemma with Claire. Perhaps the reason he is in this dilemma is because he does not understand the anatomy of a girl.

Chris: I wonder if girl’s doodoo ever mixes with their pee?
Me: Uh yeah, in the toilet.
Chris: No, I mean when it comes out, does it mix?
Me: Why would it do that?
Chris: Because, girls pee out of their butts.
Me: No they don’t.
Chris: Yes they do.
Me: No they don't. Are you joking?
Chris: Then what do they pee out of Frank?
Me: There’s this thing called the vagina.
Chris: That’s where the babies come from.
Me: Yeah.
Chris: The vagina makes the babies.
Me: No, the vagina spits them out.
Chris: Vaginas don’t spit!
Me: That’s not what I-
Chris: Yeah okay Frank. I’m gonna call someone and they’ll tell you.
Me: Haha, sure. Who you gonna call?
Me: And if you say Ghostbusters I will reach through this phone and bash your effing brains in.

Re: Part 2 of the Chris Dilemma

[kissmekate188]

hahaha...chris u are a retard...wut the hell were u doing during sex-ed my dear?

love,
miss kamps

Re: Part 2 of the Chris Dilemma

[dapodman]

Just to let you guys know..frank was kidding if you didnt get the joke part of it...frank tell them it was a joke before everyoen thinks im a retard haha...IT WAS A JOKE(frank is the man)
~PodMan~

mr. chris

[mara_lynne]

a few words of advice, if i may..
it looks to me like first there was this "huge" competition, and you liked two girls.. and everything was confusing and up in the air, and now- all of a sudden- you only like one girl.. well this might be going a little too fast for this girl i mean yeah, so now YOU are ready but that doesn't necisarily mean that she is.. if i've learned anything from my past experiences with guys, its this: TIMING IS EVERYTHING. no matter what anyone says. so wait a little... and if it was meant to happen, then it will.

Re: mr. chris

[20_7]

so tell me if this sounds right girls.... it’s a convo I made up between chris and Claire. Italics indicate what chris is thinking

Chris: “Hey, Claire. How was your weekend?” You’re pretty. Pretty little girl. Can I keep you in my pocket?

Claire: “It was good, what about you?”

Chris: “Awesome, Finals and everything. Very exciting. So I was thinking, would you uh, like to catch a movie sometime?” I don’t bite. No seriously I don’t. I may look like a velociraptor, but that’s just for show.

Claire: “Yeah, that sounds good. I’ve been dying for a good show.. and dinner.” Oh shit! I forgot she doesn’t live ghetto, and now I have to spend money on her. Way to go idiot.

Chris: “Alright cool. When abouts?” When abouts? Nice Chris, nice. You are so worthless.

Claire: “Today is good, I’ve got vball after school, but after that.” Great now work in an excuse to get her number.

Chris: “How about I give you a call sometime after your class, so we can meet up?”

Claire: “Oh sure. My cell is…” Quick get your cell phone out and

FRANK FRANK FRANK

[dapodman]

Frank i must say you have a very interesting way of expressing things in little stories/plays....your a good writer..i give you props in that region..but thats the thing alot of girls are always "confused" and theres not much us GUYS can do about that..o well lifes a bitch..so yea
~Podman~
Thank Frank

G-UNIT

[mara_lynne]

sup boy if u wanna do somthin this weekend call me, me and francesco are goin to deerpark on friday probs if u wanna go

Max Fetzer

A.K.A da gangsta