"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."

"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."

"Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it."

I was wondering about something that I notice poeple doing that aggarvates me and I want to know why people do it ( Read more... )

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Reply with your name and I'll tell you something I adore about you.

Afterwards, copy and paste this into your own journal

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http://www.bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artId=183

this letter gave me a warm feeling deep inside.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even ( Read more... )

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http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

oh my god..i played on this site for like 4 hours..its so much fucking fun..its mindless, mindless!!!

Osama bin Laden, Democrats, George Bush, Oakland Raider Fans, university of michigan students
Circle I Limbo

my mom, Gray Davis, Objectivists, Goths
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

male strippers, Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The New York Yankees, Libertarians, Saddam Hussein, Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

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