friend me, because i can't find anyone myspace accounts..thanks my loves


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Twin brothers were named Joe and John, Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank ( Read more... )

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating ( Read more... )

I stole this from someone ( Read more... )

1)The strength and wisdom to forgive my mom ( Read more... )

Your Pimp Name Is...
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Thsi is funny, yet true. I stole this form debunkingwhite..cause I doubt the asses in that community will get it.

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My mother IS pregnant. Now there are nine girls already and just me, the one boy. Apparently sh is having another set of twins...Not amused ( Read more... )

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why do you cut yourself ( Read more... )