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[dark_adonis_plz]

It appears I have somehow ended up in the human world. It is... quite bleak, I must say. Rather depressing. Ah, but who am I to add to it?

Monsieurs and mademoiselles, allow moi to introduce myself! I am Vyers, the Dark--Hm? What is this? Oh my, it seems as though I can add a little sparkle to this! Let us try this again with this new

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[cafedeinfierno]

Ha...! Our knight in sparkly arrogant armor has arrived! I feel a lot safer now, eh?

[dark_adonis_plz]

Arrogance? It is not arrogance when it is the truth!

[cafedeinfierno]

Well-spoken. But I'm afraid you'll find even the so-called mighty are taken down a peg here... at least, that's what others have testified as.

You're in the same little dinghy as the rest of us, amigo, and guess what? There's a big ol' hole right through the bottom.

[dark_adonis_plz]

Haha, we shall have to see about that...

I will not deny that this place... is in need of repair, but the hole can always be filled or the water bailed until the dinghy reaches port, am I correct?

[tempestuous_xii]

Well aren't you absolutely charming.

[dark_adonis_plz]

But of course, Mademoiselle.

You know my name, but I have not yours. Would you care to enlighten moi?

[tempestuous_xii]

Modest, too.

Larxene, the Savage Nymph. Pleasure's all yours.

[dark_adonis_plz]

Savage Nymph? That is an... interesting name to say the least. Ah... I am unsure whether to ask where you attained such a title or not.

[stranglingrose]

...Sparkles?

[dark_adonis_plz]

It adds a certain flair to it, does it not?

[stranglingrose]

...You know, it really does.

[dark_adonis_plz]

I do hope that wasn't another instance of patronization...

[ninxninxnin]

M-M-M-Mid-Boss-san?!

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[dark_adonis_plz]

I AM NOT A MID-BOSS!

Even in the human world that terrible name haunts moi so...

...Hm?

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[dark_adonis_plz]

[dark_adonis_plz]

Miss Flonne...?

[inthephonebook]

Huh, a savior in our time of need.

I feel better already. The sparkles are particularly reassuring.

[proxn_punkd]

I agree.

[dark_adonis_plz]

Hmph! Do not patronize moi! I will have you know that I am--or am normally--quite powerful! And, as I have said multiple times, I do not plan to face this beast when not at my full power!

[inthephonebook]

Whatever you say Mid-Boss-san.

Just glad you're smart enough not to get yourself killed.