ohhhhhhhhh... my... this is the greatest thing ever... dl "white and nerdy" by weird al!!!

"Fly with your own wings!"

said the ad on the back of Andrea's comic book. Even though she knew people couldn't really fly, Andrea decided to take a chance.

so yeah i seriously won a really nice vacation... it was one of those folksy scratch off things from a car dealership... i usually throw them away, but i was totally in the mood to rub something with a penny... and i didnt even think it was legitimate... but lo and behold, i actually won a really nice vacation to my choice of 5 star resorts in ( Read more... )

I WON A VACATION, BIOTCH!!

i'm pretty sure i'm the lost gilmore girl.

i don't own a dagger and i look funny in a cloak.

" when the missionaries brought god to the natives, do you think they asked their permission? no! they dragged 'em right outta the trees and into the river... then they held em under there until they seen the light... and the native were thankful, becuase thats the only way they found god... that way later when they were in the bottom of slave ( Read more... )

Any chimp can play human for a day ( Read more... )

you know you're in a stable relationship when your newborn baby is startled awake, only to find mommy and daddy jumping on the couch in their underwear, playing the air guitar to "hold on loosely" by 38 special....

so this might be the last entry for the old LJ... i don't think anyone actually reads this thing, and if they do they certainly don't want to hear about the daily adventures of Mama and Lori ( epic though they may be)