in fish related news. 2 of my fish were attempting sex the other day but were constantly interupted by a keen little chap who i reckon was up for a threesome or by a cranky gourami who was getting to old to see that kind of thing. (youth of today blah blah blah) either way needless to say thay didn't get very far. who'd be a fish. although on a ( Read more... )

should the cold war return or indeed any other way (a tepid war maybe?) Any spies we find on our shores can i surgest we subject them to say 700 approx holidays photos all slightly different but yet definately all the same. belive me any lesser man would crack under 450 i got to 300 before my brain switched off. 500 before i started rocking back ( Read more... )

it looks like god has thrown open his pearly gates and told jack wild to consider himself at home. The artful dodger has climbed the mortal apple and pears for the last time. we'll miss yer jack. *salutes*

i wonder if they'll have jellied eels at the wake??!

well this is what i'm going to lovingly refer to as my ootp update (order of the phoenix, dammit. keep up) cos well its taking ages to write and it basically its not really that great, an anti climax if you will ( Read more... )

well it's bloody taking a long time but WERE FINALLY COMING BACK ONLINE!!! WOOHOO!!! well in a coulpe of a weeks anyway but hey it's start. lets hope there ppl out there still when we get back eh?? *looks out into the cyberwilderness as a cyber tumbleweed flies past*

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hey guys. just thought i'd explain me absense, although some of you already know. me and michelle have moved in together!! and so i've had my internet at home cut off. but we'll be back..kinda like one of those naff police acadamy sequels, you know they just keep a coming, well that's us. i'll give you more details maybe when were back online. okay ( Read more... )

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as seqeuls are big big business in hollywood at the moment, and lets it most are shite (from the disney camp at least)
well heres my pitch for ID5 independence day 2


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i'm not noramally a fan of large corporations who chop down large parts of the rain forest and who's food packaging contains more nutrition than the food itself. but i was impressed by mcdonalds new breakfast menu. i sat down to some fruit toast with butter and jam also a small pot of porridge, yes i was very impressed, untill that is i opened the ( Read more... )