When he farts, he calls the fire department

[dark_magic_rose]

At work Christina mentioned she wouldn't have sex until there was a ring on her finger. I wondered if that meant before marriage or before a ring in general. By that logic, she's probably had sex at least 4 times because she's been on and off engaged at least four times. I told her that all I need is a cracker jack ring. I was later reminded by Ian

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[mos_stef]

I won't have sex unless there's a NuvaRing in my vajay.

[dark_magic_rose]

Wow. And I thought my response was clever. Dammit. lol.

[mos_stef]

Haha, well I said it because it's true!

[sixfoothobbit]

I lol'd pretty good over the 'non-typical care package' bit.

[dark_magic_rose]

thankew moos!