Out Early! Drinking Scotch! Listening to Big Band '45s and basking in the glow of ego strokages! OH! 3 ITTY BITTY FISHES!!! They Swam over the Dam! It's better than the Muppets
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Indeed, it is true: Two out of two lesbians polled agree your skin is as soft as that of any pampered Victorian lady.
Highlights you failed to mention: -willingness to perform acts of absurdity, including but not restricted to: taking birth control on a dare, finishing any drink or taking any pill for a quarter, throwing yourself on the floor of Newbury Comics and feigning an epileptic seizure upon request -furry cleavage
Re: Elusively charming...dark_mark_hamilSeptember 7 2002, 18:57:54 UTC
Well, you know how those lesbians love girly skin... The furry clevage was intentionally left off, as it is not universally acknowleged as a "Plus". As to posting my resume, I've been threatening to do it for awhile (though not as tastefully) and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Sort of like falling down. And shaking.
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Highlights you failed to mention:
-willingness to perform acts of absurdity, including but not restricted to: taking birth control on a dare, finishing any drink or taking any pill for a quarter, throwing yourself on the floor of Newbury Comics and feigning an epileptic seizure upon request
-furry cleavage
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So why does someone who is "sure as hell not looking" post a dating resume on the internet? Curious indeed.
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As to posting my resume, I've been threatening to do it for awhile (though not as tastefully) and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Sort of like falling down. And shaking.
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