Well, my birthday has just passed. 26 May ( Read more... )

Joke 1 ( Read more... )

Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else ( Read more... )

An Aussie was sitting at a bar in Sydney when this huge, burly American Guy walks in ( Read more... )

An Australian Soldier was attending some university courses between deployments. He had completed tours in Timor, and just returned from Iraq ( Read more... )

As most of you wont know, (it was a fairly last minute thing and i didnt talk to many people) I just got back from a prospecting (metal detecting) trip in Diemals past southern cross ( Read more... )

A few jokes for you ( Read more... )

Got told the week before last to go see the boss on the way into work. So I go in and find ou that my position is being made redundant. So this is my last week of work, we close for christmas and after that the re-development starts ( Read more... )

Another funny ( Read more... )

Because Nomi said i should, I only just beat her, so I have less of a life than her ( Read more... )