WAR. What is it good for, exactly?

[darkamdusias]

I have never professed to being a warrior. I do not enjoy taking life, and I do not delight in attempting to wipe out entire societies. I do not enjoy seeing other beings suffer, and I most certainly do not use violence as my primary course of action unless the situation absolutely calls for it. I have never professed to being a warrior, and yet, I

Comments

[minimoose350]

Maybe you should consider the event of your grandmother laughing at your near demise? Maybe these ants have offered a deal to her. Bringing her immortal life as long as she brings a stuffed sacrifice to their lair.

[starfall2]

If you fall, I shall memorialize you with a sacrifice of ants.

...which I really don't want to do, so you'd better not die.

[_empress_]

makes me think of my little brother (who HATES ants). one time we were going home from a dentist appointment, and he was in the front seat of the van.

"oh my gosh! ants! all over me! millions of them! that makes two!"

=^.^=

[irianamistifi]

you're not helping me much with my ant-phobia. Seriously. The one animal I'm most afraid of. Thanks a lot.

[ozymandiusjones]

that is a horrifyingly horrible idea and I must now research anti-ant bunkers in which to live. I am terrified. D: D: D: D: