damn funny shit, being 15 was the shit..but it doesnt really matter cause i still act the same today, as i did... same as i did in pre school ( Read more... )

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener!

(281) 330-8004 
hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones is about to blow!

HEY!
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE

FUCK YOU

i change boys just as often as normal people change their underwear.

Before, I knew the literal meaning of Fat Tuesday, today being Marti Gras, I have actually experienced it by eating as much as I did.... I am worried because I am still hungry.

go out, get wasted, and show your boobs for some BEADS. This is the best holliday ever, and I am ( Read more... )

sooo bored! so bored! school needs to be over faaaaster!!!!!!! i want this weekend to be good and have a good ending too. instead of all the shitty ending that always happen BAH! OKAY SO I WILL MAKE IT GOOD
love you

i have an addiction: to boys.... and food.

this might later on in my life become a serious problem, but as of right now i do not give a shit BWAH HA!:-)

FUCKAS! k i dont understnad why i am not tired. :-\ oh well, I GOTS JEANETTE TO TALK TO :-) we are insomnia buddies muhahahaha... shiiit. i am thirsty! okay um i now have no problem with me so i am happy :-) woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ( Read more... )

So everyone knows Santa doesn't have reindeers guiding him, he has alligators! :-) ....I know these things!! jeeeez


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people are gay... and they like it up the butt.
and i am not talking about the actual gay people who are homosexual.

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