I guess it's time to write some sort of update to prove I'm still alive ( Read more... )

Things have been so ridiculous in my life lately. I just graduated so now I am officially a college graduate with a Bachelor's in History. I do not feel smart enough for this. However, I have spent lots of money on it so I guess it is mine ( Read more... )

Okay, well the success part is really the last video, but my friend took three videos so I decided to post them all.

Spring break! Wow, the semester is almost over. Since the semester is almost over, that means my graduation is coming up! It's on May 3. I'm not excited for the ceremony, but I am excited to be finished at UF. Unfortunately, I will be spending the summer working :( so I won't be leaving Gainesville until August ( Read more... )

Yet again, I haven't updated in a couple of months. Not much has been going on in my life. I still don't know what law school I'm going to.

Wow. I haven't updated in months. Senior year has been crazy, I'm not even sure where to start ( Read more... )

School is starting in thirteen days. I'll [finally] be a senior. I've been working on my law school personal statement all summer and I think I've finally perfected it, or at least as much as is possible ( Read more... )

Wow. It's been so long since I updated. Maybe too long.

I took the LSAT this summer and now I'm deciding where to apply for law school. Hopefully I'll get in somewhere!

My Saturday night ended up with me sleeping on a toilet with my pants down at four am and being found by my friends' roommate.

It was a good night.

Whenever I see people yawn, I wonder how much cock they can take.