*mumblegrumble*

[darkbunny]

Dear customers

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[tatertotpixie]

where are these laptops?! My mom needs one!!

[shadowtherat]

Selling computers to people who don't know dick about computers sounds like the worst thing.

[darkbunny]

Nah, the ones who don't know dick are more likely to accept that we know what we're talking about. The problem customers are the ones that start with the assumption that we're overcharging them, and that we will give them the Super Secret Special Snowflake Discount if they haggle for long enough.

[celticdreamz]

obligatory icon comment

[darkbunny]

My ass is indeed twitching. Also, what is that from?

[celticdreamz]

Meg Ryan & Kevin Kline French Kiss.

[kalance]

My Hobby:

Hanging out at the Geek Squad™ counter, listening to the tech-ignorant ask them questions. Bonus points if you can spot the exact moment the Geek™ suffers a mini-stroke.

My Mantra:

"Though I may appear cool and collected on the outside; in my mind, I have killed you three times...slowly...with a RAM stick."

[darkbunny]

Niiiice.

...Wait, who are you? :P

[kalance]

Bored person at work with internet access who had nothing better to do for four hours than to click through various livejournal accounts.

I just depressed myself...

[darkbunny]

Heh. If it makes you feel any better, I do that on the weekends.