This thing still exists.

*waves*

(22:12:04) Chris: you're my mentor
(22:12:09) Chris: you are the master of perv-fu
(22:12:13) Chris: I'm just your best student

I've run into a lot of discussions this week (in various places, mind) that have exploded into arguments between "oversensitive humorless whiners" and "uncaring ___ist douchebags."

( WARNING: Potentially offensive things behind the cut. Kinda the point, really. )

Dear customers ( Read more... )

I set off three Raid smoke cans over the weekend. I received this badly-written note:

We watched with trepidation
As foggers were deployed
Our rapid decimation
Left us most annoyed
It seems in your elation
You thought us all destroyed
But we're alive
Just look and see
Your legs are forfeit
Signed, Bad Flea

This song is brought to you by the recent crop of parasites the dog has brought into the house.

Little flea
See you there
Sucking blood
From my leg

Then you leap
Through the air
Off to lay
Tons of eggs
( With my flea spray I wil stop... )

To whom it may concern:

When driving in storm conditions, it is considered polite to turn your damn headlights on. This helps illuminate the road surface ahead of you and, more importantly, allows drivers around you to differentiate your blurry gray vehicle from the blurry gray environment ( Read more... )

Less than 48 hours until the Humble Indie Bundle goes off the market.

Donating to charity and getting Gish, World of Goo, and all the others for less than the price of one of them? You know you want to.

I present, the trailer for [Generic Movie].

Random Grammar Lesson o' the Moment: The differences between the words "sight," "site," and "cite."

They *sound* the same, but they are not.

Sight as a noun can mean ( Read more... )