Here's the deal, find out how you will be arrested, the google way. Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Post your five favorite criminal acts.

Bruce was arrested for Streaking in Front of Buckingham Palace.

Bruce has been arrested by the praetorians of the Ontario Provincial Police

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At the Department of enviromental protection, when your birthday rolls around, your bosses take you out to lunch. Anyone else is welcome to attend as well, of course. On tuesday, my bosses Nia and Marshall took me out to Chilis. As we were eating, our beloved environment manager Nia asked where Amy took me out to dinner on my birthday. I said. Oh, ( Read more... )

It's my birthday!! Amy took me to The Bonefish Grill, where I partook of a crusty loaf, and atlantic swordfish. Yummy in my tummy!

Pure Nerd
69 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 34% Dork For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
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Last night I watched the Producers. I'm not much for musicals, and the start seemed pretty sad, but it quickly won me over. It will never be a classic i fear, but it wsa funny and just naughty enough. Plus, Uma Thurman wsa playing a tall, naughty sweedish woman. Awesome! Musicals are better with raunchy lyrics

whooohoo!!! AWESOME YAY WHOOO

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Yesterday, my boss Marshall and his boss Nia, took the work crew out ot dinner, which included Scott, James, Erin, Sarah, and Bruce (me). As I consumed my steak taco with great vigor and vhim, I commented on the fact that it was cooked in peanut oil. This started a story by Marshall about a guy who had a girlfriend who was allergic to peanuts. This ( Read more... )

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Andrew Davids 0: what's up with you?
GnosticinAncient: well
GnosticinAncient: i just ate
GnosticinAncient: i'm at amy's apartment
GnosticinAncient: i have an apartment as well
Andrew Davids 0: good, good, do you have a roomie?
GnosticinAncient: yup
GnosticinAncient: two of them
Andrew Davids 0: are they fun?
GnosticinAncient: they'r etotally hot
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