tonight i drawnk a whole bottle of wine. my hair tickles haha. next i'm gonna start on that bottle of scotch. that's what happens when you're bored .

LAst n ight, at about 12:30 am, i got back to my house on perkins st., and found out there was a massive halloween party two doors down. Ms. Satan and Dr. Kevorkian asked me to go to it, so i went down there, you know, just to check it out. I realized it wasn't really my type of party when I noticed some guy jacking off in the front yard. I didn't ( Read more... )

The food network is a strange and disturbing place after one am. I suppose it's for the potheads and their munchies. A spy- themed fondue cooking show? Now THAT'S entertainment! The large redneck woman "cooking with cholesterol" show (not the real name) who had four likely lads bring in a 100 pound block of butter ( with t-shirts proclaiming them ( Read more... )

Wheee! I'm going to clemson this weekend!

This is my shiney new, '06 yellow mustang It has a leather interior and shiney chrome, inside and out. w00t. I got it tuesday

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Hey kids! I went out on amy's birthday on a wing (i mean ring) and a prayer, and I am one Fiancee richer

Hey guys! It's been a while since i done been posting. This weekend pretty much kicked angry British tail. That brit deserved it though. Friday was Tom Cruise Night. Yes, of course he is wierd and insane, and full of himself, but he's pretty entertaining as well. MI:3 is well worth the ticket price. MI:1 was fresh and suprising, MI:2 was campy and ( Read more... )

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Today at lunch with my co workers for james' birthday, we went to the King Buffet (chinese food [duh]) As we were eating,  Nia, my favorite boss to say stuff to, mentioned that she might be going to San Fran this summer. I piped up "Better get some of that Gay-Spray" "Huh"?? "You know, gay repellent, comes in a little can." "um...I'm.. not THAT ( Read more... )

Write your own autobiography- The Google Way. Do a google search with your name, followed by "was born", then "went to school" "learned". "got a job" "married", "retired" and "died" Pick your favorites, and let the world know your story ( Read more... )