I want the overweight dog on the 88th page of the most recent Ikea catalogue... the one for 2005.

Sadly... it's not offered at your local Ikea furniture store/concentration camp.

Dang. This kind of thing always happens to me.

I seem incapable of doing nice things for people without coming up with a selfish reason... which seems the opposite of what human nature would suggest. Most people try and find altruistic reasons for their self serving agendas.

Fool am I.

Internet soon. Promise ( Read more... )

I took that "What kind of friend are you" quiz.

"Lone wolf", no surprises there.

I refuse to post quiz results in my livejournal. Especially one as huge and ugly as that one.

( My weekend... lessee.... )

( It's always been like this... really. )

Apparently I can use AOL instant messenger at work... but know one I know uses AOL instant messenger. Sob.

This is fricking sad.

Ten days or so until interweb access.

My lack of interwebness will be resolved the first week of August.

Reel in awe.

On a side note, I'm so bored right now I want to cry.

That and... y'know. Other reasons.

Wuf.

A quick update, while I'm actually in this neck of the internet woods, or something.

Painted a mural on my new wall. One of many long steps towards making my new place a home.

My head really has been killing the helldamnfuck out of me. But this is hardly news.

Otherwise, nothing really exciting to report.

Boy, this livejournal really is must-read ( Read more... )

All moved now.

Just now a case of getting a fricking internet connection. This shouldn't take long. I hope.

-narrows eyes-

I hope...

I'm trying not to be a stranger and such.

I'm just not very good at it.