Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this ( Read more... )

The majority of traditional media outlets made a decision to go 100% in the tank for Obama and his Democrat party this year. They also happen to be imploding. I hope it was worth it... I can't get enough!

Illinois: The second most expensive gas in the nation next to Hawaii ( Read more... )

Watching about 5 minutes of misguided white middle class youth protesting various political targets is enough to make me physically sick.

Note to potential protestors:

You don't live in a policed state.

If you did live in a policed state, you would be shot on the spot as opposed to being asked nicely repeatedly by a police officer to move.

Freedom of ( Read more... )

The first officially released track from my new project Breath And Decay is on this comp so go check it out for free at www.bitriotrecords.com - and then pre-order a copy for only 6.98!

Thanks!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ( Read more... )

Mustaches for kids 2007

http://forums.phishhook.com/viewtopic.php?t=664613

Seriously, I just lolled the shit out of my office. Personal favorite: "I feel bad for you son" graph. hee.

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Nestled deep in the heart of Chicago's advertising / meatpacking district lies our office, roughly 2 floors and 200 heads of the nations top creative talent devoted to cranking out concepts, media leveraged promotions and web advertising for fortune 500 companies too numerous to count... one might expect things to be all work and no play on a ( Read more... )