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darklordsauron

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Jan 31, 2003 18:58

It's my birthday.

...well, where are my fucking presents?!

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Happy Bday former boss!!! papa_denethor January 31 2003, 16:03:50 UTC

Gives you a blow-job and abasket of Dark Chocolates.

darklordsauron January 31 2003, 16:36:42 UTC

You're always welcome in Mordor. ;) Thank you, Denny.

belladonna_took January 31 2003, 16:05:37 UTC

*sniffs* Aw, what a special day! Birthdays were always a special time in our family. *gives you lots of motherly hugs and stuff*

...Have some whiskey, too.

darklordsauron January 31 2003, 16:44:12 UTC

Mmm, sweet sweet alcohol. Thank you, Belly.

forsaken_one January 31 2003, 16:07:44 UTC

SWEETUMS!

Happy Birthday!

In honour of this occassion, I declare that it is to be naked week for 1 mile around your person.

Oh yeah. ehehe and here, some videos ::hands you "Sex and the Shire", "Red Hot in Rivendell" and "Mooning in Mordor"::

darklordsauron January 31 2003, 16:53:34 UTC

Oh, how I love Naked Week! You're the greatest former boss ever. :)

Does that..include you, sir? ... ;)

Um. Thank you. HGSKLGH HOBBIT PORN SQUEE!!

forsaken_one January 31 2003, 17:08:22 UTC

::jiggles nakedly::
EHEHEHEHE of course it includes ME!

AND YOUUUUUUUUUU!

::jiggles::

Glad you like the informative and insightful adult documentaries. ;)

ghostofisildur January 31 2003, 16:11:03 UTC

*gives you copies of THE TAPES*

darklordsauron January 31 2003, 17:02:20 UTC

You know that time when you cut off my finger, reducing me to but a shadow of my final self, totally throwing a wrench into my evil plans, and eventually causing my untimely demise?

This so makes up for that. *hugs evilly*

irmo January 31 2003, 17:25:51 UTC

Irmo would like to play a birthday game with Saurie. A special game. ;)

Re: darklordsauron January 31 2003, 17:27:24 UTC

I can no longer stand this sexual harrassment!! I have rights, dammit, rights! I'm not some piece of meat for you to--

Oh, just this once, then.

irmo January 31 2003, 17:33:17 UTC

*squee*

Irmo wonders if you've heard of the game 'Bobbing for Garden Hoses'? It is very popular in Lorien. ;)