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[darklordsauron]

Being a Maia is not as much fun as it used to be when you consider that everybody from that elfie marchwarden thing to that original character Denethor's taken up with to Elanor F-ing Gamgee is also a Maia. Isn't there some sort of rule against this wanton Maia-ing behavior? I can't mouth of to the cashier at the grocery without fear that he's

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*snicker*

[duskdancer]

Aww, poor Sauron. Just think of it this way, it could be worse. It could always be much worse.

[darklordsauron]

What, if someone makes Baby Liv a maia?

[duskdancer]

It could be worse like this. *points to the next thread*

[bilbogamgee]

*smites your milk*

no respect, none

[darklordsauron]

*smites your hair*

[bilbogamgee]

Cool! It's all spikey. You should wear your hair like this. Girls think roosters are cute.

[_redpanda_]

Uh-huh. When's the last time you made anything useful, biotch? First Age?

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[darklordsauron]

You're not going to pretend that the Mordor Pizza Express chain hasn't done amazing things for Middle-earthean industry, creating many jobs for inner city orcs and providing cheap and tasty pizza in all parts of Arda, including the new branch in Aman.

Plus there was that ring thingie. Very useful indeed.

What have you created? Some Boromir/Eomer slash? :P

[ramlatch]

What have you created? Some Boromir/Eomer slash? :P

*sprays tea over monitor*

I er...nothing...nope...nevermind. Nope...just uh, channeling Haldir. Right. Yep.

*grabs towel*

Be quiet, munpersonthing, you are not helping.

[_redpanda_]

*pouts at Sauron*

(I wrote you a drabble, you ingrate! And, uh, it was Eomer/HALDIR slash, so there!)