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[darkman424]

213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army.

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

Quote from the site:
The Skippy List

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[coldspaghetti]

23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack.

Yet another reason I could never be a soldier.