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[darknessb4me]

[Private to Lucius Malfoy]

Told you.

[Public]Is there anyone hearing this that can get me off the ship I'm on, or is it just the usual crop of incoherent idiots? I'm beginning to think you're hand-picked as completely useless, it would be a smart move on the Admiral's part

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[chessmastergirl]

I can take you anywhere. But why should I?

[darknessb4me]

Without the restrictions this place puts on me, I fit most worlds' definitions of a god.

You tell me. What do you want?

[chessmastergirl]

Is that so? There are many gods in Everworld. Most of them are fools. Why should I believe you are any different?

Convince me otherwise and we can talk.

Private because get out of here fordring

[darknessb4me]

What do you need to be convinced?

[withmyashes]

Can't help you. Just wonderin' if you're a man or a woman with that hair.

[darknessb4me]

Go compensate somewhere else.

[orwashepushed]

Sounds like a pretty terrible boss.

[darknessb4me]

[Pause because no way, has to be a facetwin.]

Jason?

[Private]

[orwashepushed]

What the hell? How does everyone here know who I am?

[Private]

[darknessb4me]

[Another earlier version. Goddammit Barge, not funny.]

Relax. It won't get out. No one leaves here alive.

[blackbladebitch]

[y halo thar expy Arthas. Elric looks like worked-over shit. On his end, he's seeing and hearing this in a mirror he found in the ruins of Immryr.]

Arthas.

[darknessb4me]

[oh fuck stop the presses]

Elric??

[Private]

You survived.

[blackbladebitch]

[Elric shakes his head, wearily. ]

Aye, well ... I survived the blandishments of Jagreen Lern and even the depredations of his Chaos Fleet. But I lost my home, my beloved ... nearly all but for a few friends. And now there is a last task I must fulfill, but I know not whether I have the strength.

[darknessb4me]

Still doomed, then.

[Well awesome this is the opposite of something that is news.]

[who_this_is]

Hey, I'm looking for... Oliver Clothesoff?

i lol'd :C

[darknessb4me]

That's not funny.

[it's a little funny.]

Video:

[who_this_is]

It is when we're looking at you.

Video:

[darknessb4me]

Great.