hey this journal is no longer going to be active!

so this is the last posting!

new journal is at http://www.livejournal.com/users/snowman81/

Sublime's -Dont Push ( Read more... )

Mama told me when I was young ( Read more... )

Memories fade in and out. People come and go. We're born, we live, we die and in between we try our best to fill the emptiness with people and things. Why? What is it all for? I'll be the first to admit that I screwed up my life but that's not the real problem. The real problem, is that there's no reason to fix it."

(Joey)Hi, I'm happy time joey....you gotta problem with that??? cause if you do, we'll go RIGHT now...

(Little Kid) Ummmm....Yeah i looked at the box you came in....and....i didnt see any toy rocket launchers or toy sniper rifles...

(Joey) No..no i....dont come with firearms, i just come with these....Action Bills!

this is psalm 69...towards the end it kinda gets nasty...like its asking for revenge ( Read more... )

A woman, getting married for the fourth time ( Read more... )

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip ( Read more... )

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape ( Read more... )

At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I ( Read more... )