What fresh hell have we stumbled into?

[darkrhapsody]

There's nothing quite like kicking off the holiday with the death of a family member. On Monday my father told me, snidely and unemotionally, that my uncle Yves died. When I stood there for a moment, in a bit of shock, he grunted and said "That's it." Then turned back to his computer. Had Timmy not been sleeping in my room, I may possibly have

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[timmytm]

If you needed faster cuddles, you could have said something. ; )

[darkrhapsody]

You were all sleeping and snuggly... I felt bad. But I did ask you to come up. <3 <4 "because 3 can't contain my love for you" :) That was the cheesiet and cutest thing ever, ever.

[timmytm]

There's a difference between a rude awakening, and you coming down to me and saying, "Can you please cuddle me?"

[amanualcunt]

Shame on Yves for picking such a terrible time to croak! Luckily, all seven dishes of Smells Like Vinegar should lighten the mood.

Did you save the poop?

[amanualcunt]

Sadly, no, we did not save the poop. Would've looked really nice set against the funeral flowers though. Oh! And I forgot to mention the most important part: I had to sleep in the same room as his ashes! HOORAY!

:P How are the holidays treating you, my friend?

[amanualcunt]

That scenario is just begging for some terrible Meet the Parents reference. BUT I WILL NOT CAVE.

Inhumanely. After divvying up my entire family into various ghettos, the Holidays then loaded me and hundreds of my fellow-peoples into cattle cars with little more than a single bucket to excrete into. I don't know where we're going, but thank god I remembered my Blackberry.

[darkrhapsody]

Be sure to take incriminating photos and hide it well in a pile of dirty sheets. We don't want it to get destroyed in the gas chamber- I mean... soothing, hot Christmas shower.

[__uptight]

i'm really sorry about your uncle. kind of puts a damper on things.

[darkrhapsody]

aw thanks. I actually thought it'd be a lot worse than it is.

Merry Christmas! :)

[__uptight]

you too! did you ever do that christmas dinner?

[darkrhapsody]

I did not, actually. I shall do it when I return... at some point. When I has monie. Yes. Many much monie.

[themashedpotato]

Aw Candi, I'm so sorry about your uncle. :/

But I'm glad you've been enjoying On the Border! My parents and I went there tonight haha.