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I think most of us understood this concept by the age of 10.

I think it's great that a wallet can be made of duct tape, but don't think I'm going to pay someone else for one.

A crochet lipstick holder....I think I'll stick to rummaging in my purse for my lipstick.

Look, just because you claim to have dyed them yourself, it doesn't make me want to hang your socks on my mantlepiece.

"Grunged up for an old time look" or found in the garage? I'll let you decide.

Give the gift of tetanus with a Christmas tree on a rusty spring.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Admcity-miss-pussy-g-string-/160522526578?pt=US_Women_s_Panties&var=&hash=item255fe35f72

http://www.ebay.com/itm/crochet-laryngectomy-stoma-cover-necklace-40-colors-/390284133999?pt=US_CSA_WH_Handbags&var=&hash=item5adebf466f

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hook-N-Hang-holds-12-shirts-8-belts-2-elephants-1-zebra-/250774543984?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a6353de70

http://www.ebay.com/itm/The-hammock-Jerry-Garcia-passed-out-in-once-vomit-stains-no-charge-/150788467180?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item231bb169ec

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SEXY-BLACK-NIGHT-GOWN-CLUBWEAR-DRESS-SM-WITH-SILVER-CHEST-STRAP-GREAT-FOR-EASTER-/170796680032?pt=US_CSA_WC_Dresses&hash=item27c4468360Read more... )

http://www.ebay.com/itm/black-sweater-faux-fur-color-woman-size-2-4-s-new-/130646422137?pt=US_CSA_WC_Outerwear&hash=item1e6b223279

2 lb bag of cat poop (link goes to regtetsy archive of auction)
"returns are only accepted if an item has been grossly misrepresented."

Oh good, because I was worried that I might get something like an iPod instead of my Bag of Poop.

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And, for the less gross / tangibly related (PayPal)

PayPal makes buyer destroy $2,500 pre WWII antique French ( Read more... )