A Hairy Subject Among Champions and Men...or maybe just centuries old Master Vampires

[darkspace99]

A very very belated birthday present for shanmara and ash_carpenter. Hope you like!

Title: A Hairy Subject
Pairing: Spangel
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: AtS Season 5. A survey sparks an argument over one of the major areas of contention between Spike and Angel.

Comments

[zoesmith]

*dies laughing* You rock honey!! *huggles you and your brilliant Muse*
That was so so funny!! These two are quite a pair! I just love it when they bicker… in every possible way!

May I quote everything? Lol *gg*

You’re supposed to be He-of-the-angelic-face. I mean, hello? Does the name Angel not clue you in? Stupid, thunder stealing blonde morons.
*pets Angel* Awww he’s so cute!

They seem like they’re having more fun because they’re attention whores - dancing naked on top of the table, anyone?
Good God I would so love to be there!! Mmmm what an image!!

Then they get to have sex with your “true” love for like five million times while if you so much as look funny, you get a stake in your face.
I feel sorry for Angel, I really do. He just can’t win. :)

We look best when we top and I knooooow you wanna see it. Stop denying your inner sub and put on that French maid’s outfit. You know, the one you wear when you think nobody is looking. Or when Percy just “happens” to walk by.I will have to agree with Spike on that one. Angel is such

[darkspace99]

Thank you, sweetie! My comic muse loves to kill ppl with laughter because then she gets the wonderful task of reviving them with snogs and gropes. Hehe.

I just love it when they bicker… in every possible way!

Me too. I especially love it when they bicker over silly things. I just knew that hair color would be something they would argue over.

May I quote everything? Lol *gg*

Awwww...*huggles you like crazy*

*pets Angel* Awww he’s so cute!

I know. He's just as much of an attention whore as Spike, even though he won't admit it. He likes to be the one everyone fawns over.

Good God I would so love to be there!! Mmmm what an image!!

*drools* Yeah, what wouldn't i give for a video of that?

I feel sorry for Angel, I really do. He just can’t win. :)

Nope, especially not against Spike. But he secretly doesn't want to anyway. Hehehe.

I will have to agree with Spike on that one. Angel is such a good sub *dreamy expression* and hehehe I bet he’s very sexy in his French maid outfit!!He is all yummy goodness. Besides you just know an

[of_too_minds]

Cute and funny! Great little pick me up.

*smooches*

[darkspace99]

Thanks, sweetie! I have so much fun writing the bickering between the boys. Hehe.

*snogs*

[love_jackianto]

Hilarious. Great character voices.

Lastly…erhm…well, you know…a certain someone likes blondes better. Not that I care about said someone. Sure you don't Spike.

[darkspace99]

Thank you! It was like having Spike and Angel in my head when I wrote this story. I wish they would just take up permanent residence there. *eyes glaze over with the possibilities*

[woman_of_]

Excellent start to the day. You just know how to write a pick me up! Thank You!

[darkspace99]

Hehe. I'm glad you like it.

You just know how to write a pick me up!

Thanks, sweetie. Glad that the story cheered you up! It cheered me up a lot when i wrote it too. The boys are so adorable when they bicker.

[darkspace99]

Yay! You like it!!!

The silly boys should just shag instead of bickering. Everyone knows how they really feel anyway.

I adored the sneaky little mentions of the cowboy and Percy!

They insisted on being part of the story. I had to be like boys, settle down and stop trying to get with Spike and/or Angel - I'm trying to have some Spangel alone time here. So they finally (reluctantly) agreed to just let me write only one line for each of them. Hehe.

*plants a big fat smooch on you*

[flake_sake]

Hee, that was sooo lovely!! The best thing to come home to from work. They are so cute, when they bicker!

[darkspace99]

We all know that the bickering is just foreplay. Now, if i can only convince them to start shagging while i'm watching....

*huggles you*