Beer + Fireworks + Pudding = Good ( Read more... )

me: write down the error message and give us a call back.
customer: write it down? What does that mean?
me: write it down. On a sheet of paper. With a pencil or pen.

Hello ( Read more... )

Slow, boring day today. Not that I'm complaining. So far my day has consisted on staring at my computer, chewing on a plastic spoon and occasionally answering phone calls. Not a bad days work.

I'm tired. Thats the only way that I can explain it. It feels like my entire body is moving at 1/3 speed. I guess this is what I get for driving 14 hours back from DC and coming straight to work with only 3 hours of sleep in the car. C'est la vie. Trip was good. I did buy a decent amount of fireworks from South of the Border and got to see ( Read more... )

Short Story that I wrote at work because I'm bored ( Read more... )

Customer: I, um, errr, called earlier, um, signup, um, called.
Me: huh?
Customer: signup, um, I want to, um, do I need a, um
Me: (thinking) Use your words...
Customer: Credit, um, card?
Me: (thinking) Congrats, you've completed a thought and it was a question. Next we'll move on to a much more advanced regime. Answering a question.

Customer: How can I get free spyware?
Me: You mean a spyware remover?
Customer: No, I mean free spyware
Me: !

So, I'm driving to work this morning and I'm actually running early for a change. I glance in my rearview mirror and lo and behold, flashing blue lights. Fuck. Long story short, some asshat in my neighborhood had called the cops and told them that someone hadn't been stopping at the stop sign at the end of my street. So they decide to stake ( Read more... )

....I finish 11-10 here at the tourney do my own boneheaded mistakes. 91st place and no money. This sucks. On top of it I'm really hungover and barely remember 10 mins ago. Its a great feeling. Head back to the states on Monday. I have all day tomorrow to just wander around the city. Amsterdam is the nut high.