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[darktor]

Santa knows when you’ve been sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake,
He watches you while you shower and undress
At night he slips into your room and fondles you while you sleep.

Santa is creepy…

Comments

[belladonnas_web]

Bwahahahahahaha! When you put it like that....yes, yes he is! ;-p

[demonasatana]

Gee, thanks *digs around for her night light and dagger*

[quercus]

Well there's always Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones

[quercus]

He's not half as creepy as that Fawn

[darktor]

NArnia?

[ikichi]

::pout:: I miss pervy Kit. Be on aim!

[darktor]

Santa wanks on you while you sleep, it's why you wake with crust in your eyes.

[ikichi]

And why Mommy's kisses are so salty?

[darktor]

She's got to pay for the presents somehow.