Uncle Pennybags is the Motherfucking Devil!

[darkyak]

The board game Monopoly is evil.

Yes, you heard me. Pure, unadulterated evil.

How? Well, let's see...
(1) The game exists in a lawless world where the hedonistic desire of gluttony runs rampant

Comments

ROTFLMAO

[moonmaid]

Nick, you're my hero and I want you to have my babies. ^_^

[aradia913]

Nick, I couldnt agree more with Mel. Count me in for one Nick-sized donor. I love you... fucking brillant dude.

Foolishness...

[confusedllama]

I, for one, have no idea what you're talking about. "Hi, Ho, Cherrio!" is clearly a MUCH greater threat to the morals of the masses and, since it is aimed at younger children, begins the process of corruption that much earlier in life. I am greatly disappointed that you, as the long-standing defender of Christian values and righteous activism that we all know you to be, have failed to recognize this danger and appropriately condemn it. You must be a Communist.
~The University Whore

Virginity is Saved

[darkyak]

At least "Hi Ho Cherrio" encourages little girls to protect their cherries.

Sometimes, one has to take virtue education where they can get it.

Grammar education, on the other hand, is optional

[confusedllama]

I reject your argument on the basis that the lesson here proposed revolves around a slang term which, if their parents have been doing their jobs, said little girls should be unaware of.
Besides, positive messages never generalize to real life in young minds unless explicitly stated (i.e. no metaphors allowed, even the thinnest) and shoved down their throats numerous times, the Chronicles of Narnia notwithstanding. Only nefarious subversive-type messages have the power to coalesce from any kind of seemingly innocuous symbol and inextricably lodge their claws in the impressionable.

[vera_pavlovna]

Yes, but Monopoly teaches capitalism.

[aradia913]

I surprised, dissapointed, and deeply saddened that all of you have failed to recognize the only true threats to our great white Christian holy land