This is, hands down, the greatest thing I have ever read on the internet. The collected stories on this thread are honestly jockeying for position as some of the greatest things I have read anywhere ever ( Read more... )

Kurt Vonnegut's dead.

EDIT: From here:
You and the police are entitled to know, since I am going to spend the night near you, that I am both a Humanist and a Luddite. I may hold a Black Mass in the parking garage of the Best Western Hotel, if I can find a neo-conservative baby to sacrifice ( Read more... )

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Thank you all. For the calls, messages, comments, e-mails, IMs, Spawn comics, and all the general support, concern, offers of help, and good wishes. Even when my life is exploding, one of the few constants that I have is a whole lot of fantastic friends.

It's meant a lot to me. All of it. Thank you.

Happy Festivus:


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Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders a scotch and soda. The second man remembers something he'd forgotten, and it doubles him over with pain ( Read more... )

The board game Monopoly is evil.

Yes, you heard me. Pure, unadulterated evil.

How? Well, let's see...
(1) The game exists in a lawless world where the hedonistic desire of gluttony runs rampant ( Read more... )