I can do this. I can do this.

I do not want to sound like Hooper.

Please do not mark the castle walls in any way. I had to spend all of my patrol evening removing the graffiti that one or more of you possibly wrote. It was not at all pleasant especially with Carrow the Male leering over me ( Read more... )

Apparently I am "on the road to becoming a somewhat positive role model," in spite of my "inferior origins." I have never received a compliment that sounded so much like an insult before. Perhaps that is a special skill that one acquires when becoming a DEATH EATER.I will also have new dining companions this evening. I will be warmer and my stomach ( Read more... )

I hate going to dinner.

I feel lonely.

Would anyone like to take tea with me?

Oh, I better write something-

Brown or white?

I have yet to come across any reputable academic texts where it is stated that stealing magic is possible. Or reputable professors who say that, for that matter.

( Private to Hufflepuffs )

One of them went off just as I was coming back from the library. At the noise I thought we were under attack. So it startled me, but not as much as it startled Mrs Norris. I'm not entirely certain that Filch thought I had nothing to do with it.

I am starting to become distinctly unfond of surprises.

( Private to Andrew )

I am rather happy that is over with. I find the female Carrow's giggle to be rather disturbing, and I went to class not knowing what to expect. At least normally you can count on them to be horrible, but in their addled state I never knew when they would snap out of it ( Read more... )

( Private to Andrew )

I don't like it at all. You go all cold. And you fall forwards, not backwards. So when those damsels-in-distress types swoon in all the old Muggle films and fall into the hero's arms instead of onto their faces, you know that they're faking it.

Zacharias, thank you for carrying me to the hospital wing. Even though Andrew said you complained about ( Read more... )