i know you're thinking, man darsh is updating his journal, it's been a while, but the truth is, it has been no time at all on a time scale that is relative to how long people have been communicating their innermost feelings through weBLOG!! w00t!! okay i'm really not that excited but i didn't want to sound like a n00b! again, i apologize for my ( Read more... )

yessir, i'm here to give you the lowdown. today i ripped my jeans at the knees trying to show my brother how to do the bottle dance. so i decided that i'd cut my jeans at the rip and make jean shorts. jordan told me they're uneven because when i was cutting them i was watching basketball so like the back is shorter than the front which is really ( Read more... )

A lot has happened in my life since I last updated. But who cares, I have a funny joke to tell ( Read more... )

daaaannngg i haven't posted here in a long time. completely bogged down with stuff, but that's no excuse right? my bad. i shall cater to your needs better el futuro. that's spanish for...the futuro...which is english for...the futuro. sorry about that. i know you're reading this to read something funny, but right now my mind seems like its out of ( Read more... )

because nothing funny ever happens in my life, i think i'm going to live in my past for the rest of my life ( Read more... )

wow, i would say that i just did one of the cooleset/awesomest/superduperrad things in my life, but i didn't, so i won't. actually i haven't been feeling when lately and it's not a good feeling to not feel well. it's as if i don't feel like i usually do. okay okay sorry...but i have been feeling sick. i can't go to sleep and i've been feeling kind ( Read more... )

you know what was tight? when i only had one pair of shoes for every occasion. up until freshman year i never had a pair of flip-flops or sandals or dress shoes or casual shoes or anything. actually i had two pairs of shoes. soccer cleats for soccer. basketball shoes for everything else. those basketball shoes went with me from playing basketball ( Read more... )

it's kind of funny to look at my dorm room, i was told today. my roommate is really neat and clean. like really neat and clean, everything in the right place bed is made, one writing utensil on his desk with a notepad and nothing else. and i'm quite the opposite. i just leave stuff where it is. it's not like stuff gets lost, i just remember where ( Read more... )

i have perfected the art of sucking at life without even trying so you know..if you need any tips on that, let me know. i remembered that one time, long long ago, ian made a list of video games that should be invented, and they included NCAA Cross Country 2K5!!!! that would be a tight video game. also, (yes i know this is dorky) NCAA Marching Band ( Read more... )

i saw napolean dynamite for the first time a couple days ago...yes i know it's been a million years since it came out, but i'm not really much a movie person. but this movie is funny business..i had to take jackass: the movie off the throne and put this as my new king of movies...this is your opportunity to quote napolean dynamite all you want... ( Read more... )