Chuck Norris had his birthday in the Virgin Islands. They are now just the Islands.

[darthbrown]

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[lemonyo]

That's fucked up he's 66. I thought maybe he was in his late-40's, early 50's. I guess WTR really was awhile ago though.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

That's the best one I've heard in awhile

[darthbrown]

Yeah, no kidding... but look at him, I'll be suprised if he dies any younger than 140.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
... that one and the World Series of Poker were my two-favorites that haven't already been overdone.

[thetaken08]

one day chuck norris walked down the street with a massive erection,
there were no survivors
-_-

[darthbrown]

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives...

[ex_snatch04]

That girl works at McDonalds.

What will chuck most be known for? Fighting? Matches? Walker texas Ranger?
nope. It will be this...

[darthbrown]

Or the fact that he's a white man's Ned Flanders...

[lemonyo]

Ned Flanders is black?

[darthbrown]

He's yellow... and I don't mean Asian.