So McCain canceled on Letterman yesterday. You may have read about it in the news, but nothing will compare to the actual footage. This "time out" McCain has asked for is going to blow up in his face, and not even a summons from Bush can save him from this PR fiasco.

The Letterman footage.Lincoln ran for office during the Civil War. Reagan ran at ( Read more... )

Friends, lots of stuff is going on at my official http://www.jparonline.com. Daily photo feeds, the j•blog (which has beenDigg'dDugg'd submitted to http://www.digg.com once already!), my Twitter feed, and soon to come: exclusive comedy videos from myself and the mightily amusing Andrew London! Our first short goes before the lens Tuesday for day ( Read more... )

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My review of "The Happening":It should be called "The Nappening." As in: What would you rather be doing instead of watching "The Happening."

George Carlin.The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, ( Read more... )

Marvel Studios has the chance to do something truly amazing with their characters and create a cohesive universe which spans distribution channels and normal studio politics - with both IRON MAN and THE INCREDIBLE HULK, Marvel is laying the foundations of greatness, and let's hope those rumors out of Hollywood about the suits dragging their heels ( Read more... )

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Thank you sir, may I have another?

She's cute and all, but she has absolutely nothing to say. I hate having to lead the conversation 100% of the time. That being said, I have one positive thing to report from tonight's date: I have a slot to audition for an improv troupe in July. So that's good.

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I spent a portion of my day troubleshooting James Gunn's MacPro via MySpace. His status message said his MacPro was running slow, so I sent him a message with some tips and he wrote me back thanking me, saying they worked and I was his hero. jPar: Techie to the stars